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DEMENTIA QUIZ – ONLY FIVE QUESTIONS!

Monday, February 10th, 2014

DEMENTIA  QUIZ  – ONLY TAKES FIVE QUESTIONS!

FIRST QUESTION:

YOU  ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE
THE SECOND  PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU  IN?

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ANSWER :  IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,

THEN YOU ARE  ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE

SECOND PERSON AND  YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN

SECOND PLACE!

TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.

NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,

BUT DON’T  TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS

YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION,  OK?

SECOND QUESTION:

IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE….?

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ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN

YOU ARE…..
WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE

THE LAST  PERSON??

YOU’RE  NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?

THIRD QUESTION:

VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE:

THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.

DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR.

TRY IT.

TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD
30.

ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 .. NOW  ADD ANOTHER
1000.

NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?

SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER…..

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DID YOU GET 5000?

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100…

IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!

TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?

MAYBE  YOU’LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT….

MAYBE…

FOURTH QUESTION:

MARY’S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS:

1.    NANA, 2. NENE, 3. NINI,  4. NONO, AND ???

2.   WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?

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DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN’T.

HER NAME IS MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!

OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND,

I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO

REDEEM YOURSELF:

A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A

TOOTHBRUSH.

BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE

SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE

PURCHASE IS DONE.

 

NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A

PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES  HE INDICATE WHAT HE
WANTS?

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IT’S REALLY VERY SIMPLE

HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT…

DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??

IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!

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SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!